Harold Camping, of Family Radio, in Oakland, California
made an announcement to the world some months ago that claimed that on May 21, 2011 the world was going to end.
Moses pet pterodactyl El El, oh, my bad, God/Jesus was going to come, initiating
the beginning of Judgment day. Of course, Harold Camping was wrong, just as Santa
Claus (El El’s cousin), Moses' pet pterodactyl El El never showed up.
"I misinterpreted
the Bible", Harold Camping said afterwards, but don’t worry, he assured, I know exactly when it
will happen now, he claims, it will be on October 21, 2011; I can see it clear, the
world has been warned. Sadly, as his previous announcement of the end of the
world, many people will believe this nut case and suffer because of Camping’s prediction.
But, don’t worry, Harold Camping claim is balderdash, Moses' pet pterodactyl
El El, Harold Camping’s imaginary friend is not unlike the big fat guy in the red and white suit who lives
in the north pole and supposedly comes into you house with a huge bag of goodies,
through a narrow chimney, every December. You know; I know you do… so, grab a couple of
beers, and, on October 21, 2001 let’s party. Oh, October 21 is my birthday by
the way, let's celebrate.
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