Harold Camping, of Family Radio, in Oakland, California made an announcement to the world some months ago that claimed that on May 21, 2011 the world was going to end. Moses pet pterodactyl El El, oh, my bad, God/Jesus was going to come, initiating the beginning of Judgment day. Of course, Harold Camping was wrong, just as Santa Claus (El El’s cousin), Moses' pet pterodactyl El El never showed up.
"I misinterpreted the Bible", Harold Camping said afterwards, but don’t worry, he assured, I know exactly when it will happen now, he claims, it will be on October 21, 2011; I can see it clear, the world has been warned. Sadly, as his previous announcement of the end of the world, many people will believe this nut case and suffer because of Camping’s prediction. But, don’t worry, Harold Camping claim is balderdash, Moses' pet pterodactyl El El, Harold Camping’s imaginary friend is not unlike the big fat guy in the red and white suit who lives in the north pole and supposedly comes into you house with a huge bag of goodies, through a narrow chimney, every December. You know; I know you do… so, grab a couple of beers, and, on October 21, 2001 let’s party. Oh, October 21 is my birthday by the way, let's celebrate.